Vegas Shenanigans Part 1

Shenanigans, albeit goofy ones, have already occurred on my trip to Vegas.Last night at midnight I woke up and had to go to the lil' boys room. I tried to roll out of bed, but you know how hotel bed sheets are often tucked into the corners tighter than a nuns bun? Well, my legs got caught and I literally fell out of bad, landing awkwardly in a split squat stance, with head just inches to the